Orwellian.

Spotted at Walmart:

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Self checkout is investing in America's jobs.

Temu Throwing Everything At The Wall

Fuck an algorithm. Temu just decided to throw the most random shit together to possibly interest you.

I think all of these pictures were on that cursed videotape in "The Ring".

"I Walk Slowly, But I Never Walk Pathmark."

AMAZING New Speakers Scheduled For VidCon!!!!

The upcoming VidCon is shaping up to be a veritable Who's Who of High School Students influencers, content creators and Instagram models, and tickets are still available! Reserve your spot now and catch these newly added speakers:

• Bad Luck Brian is scheduled to fall down the convention center stairs in a horrific accident

• Dhar Mann wasn't invited, but the police will be ready to tackle him if he does show up

• Instagram comedian Toby Wallace unveils his HILARIOUS and SPOT-ON impression Mr. Hargraves from 3rd period!

• TikTok's Sherpa Watzillahala will catch a bullet. In their chest.

•  Cristiano Ronaldo will stand up and personally name and thank all 628 million of his Instagram followers.

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Saw this courtroom sketch in the news. Had to do something with it.

UAG

Smecial Dreams Entry

And this one from my Uncle Tony: